UPDATE // Making and Breaking Records

Brit Brit now holds a new world record for being the youngest female artist to have five albums to reach #1 on the music charts. And here I though we all just liked looking at her...I guessing listening works too. Last year Britney Spears was named the most searched person on the internet. You never cease to amaze me, Brit. Each day I google your name it is a beautiful and educational experience. Thank you.

FLASHBACK // Pop Royalty Shares the Stage...Where's Madonna??

In this gem of a clip, pop music royalty, Britney Spears and Michael Jackson, shared the stage at his 30th Anniversary Celebration in Madison Square Garden in 2001.

Okay, so Britney's barely singing or dancing...she mainly struts back and forth around the stage, and even sometimes shifts her weight from hip to hip, but that is precisely what makes Ms. Spears so special. She just shows up to Michael Jackson's party, puts a disconnected microphone in her hand and walks back and forth on a stage, and people just can't get enough!

UPDATE // 3's a Charm!

Well, we knew that Britney Spears was due to release a new Singles Collection album in November, but Britney's team has just announced that this album will now feature at least one brand NEW track called 3!

This brands new track is due to hit radio waves this coming Tuesday (September 29)! Now I know what busy Britney must have been doing in LA during her most recent break from touring this past August. She recorded this track with producer Max Martin, the mastermind behind her legendary hit, Baby One More Time. I can't wait to hear what Britney, Max, and her machines have put together this time!

The Circus tour hits Vegas' Mandalay Bay this weekend, and then Britney gets a few weeks off before heading to Australia. I hope she uses that time off to film a video for the new single!

FLASHBACK // 10 Years of Glory

This is an unbelievable megamix of Brit's greatest hits and video clips over the past 10 years. From Baby One More Time to Toxic to Womanizer. Oh baby, baby, it's Britney, Bitch...enjoy!

UPDATE // One of the "75 Best People in the World"

 

Britney was named one of Esquire's 75 Best People in the World!  

The criteria?  They say:

"This is a list of men and women who, by virtue of skill or character, make us happy — happy that they're among us, happy that they do what they do, happy that they're successful. Each of them possesses exceptional talent, of course, but each also satisfies two special requirements: Would we like to have a drink with this person? And would we trust this person with our puppy?"   

Based on this description, it is no wonder that Brit got a nod.  I don't know if I would trust her with my puppy, but I would definitely want to have a drink with her.  In moderation, she'd be a really fun drunk to party with.  

So many of us are happy she does what she does and that she is so successful at it.  As a performer, she is doing what she was born to do.  Everyone is rooting for you to be happy and successful, Brit, we just love to watch you do what you do best!

UPDATE // Britney Does Dallas

  

Britney's Circus Tour stopped in Dallas yesterday, and it appears that she was donning a new, slightly shorter, hairdo (wig).  Perhaps she is trying out new looks for the big 3D taping in Vegas?  Could it be possible that this is short do is actually made of her REAL hair?  Well, real or fake, I'm lovin' it...Work it, Brit!

UPDATE // What Happens in Vegas...!

 

Perezhilton.com has revealed that not only does Britney plan to film her tour stop at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas on September 26 and 27...BUTTT that the filming will most likely be done in 3-D!!!!  

It is still unknown whether the footage will be released in theaters or somehow else.  When the Jonas Brothers tried this it was a bust, but something tells me that anything involving Britney Spears in 3-D is a guaranteed success.  I'll be the first on line for the show, each day.

FLASHBACK // Sometimes a Girls Just Needs One

Watch Britney Spears get nasty! with Pharrell and Austin Powers in this hot vid. I think the curly hairdo/wig actually suits her here.

This song is a part of the Circus tour setlist, so apparently Britney likes it just as much as we do. I truly appreciate the choreographed dancing she partakes in towards the end of the video 'cause she just isn't dancing like that these days!

Unfortunately, a lot of the moving around she does on stage is done while her dancers wheel her around on a rolling pedestal or cage. I guess that's how she preserves energy on such a grueling schedule!

UPDATE // Brit's Latest Video Released!

This is very exciting news as Britney's latest video is now available for purchase on iTunes. However, before you get your panties all in a bunch, know that some things, even those Britney-related, are too good to be true. The video for Kill The Lights is animated, so if a caricature of Britney doesn't do it for ya, then just keep on scrollin'...

The animation is based on a storyline created by one lucky winning fan. The idea was to have Britney being chased throughout outer space by the paparazzi. I say, any idea that doesn't involve the real Britney, in the flesh, is a bad one.

Buy on iTunes or watch here for free:

FLASHBACK // Overprotected and Underrated

I guess this song never really made it big, and as a result neither did the video. But ohh what a shame, since the video for Overprotected (Remix) is one that should not be overlooked.

It's hard to play favorites in this one, but if forced, I would have to say it begins right around the 2:55 mark. What's your favorite part?

FLASHBACK // When MTV Ruled and Girls Watched Football

In honor of the recent kickoff of the 2009-10 NFL football season, today's FLASHBACK brings us back to the Superbowl XXXV Halftime Show in 2001. Back when MTV ran the show, the halftime show was the only reason I tuned in to the superbowl, especially when it involved Britney Spears.

Highlights:

0:43...Enter Britney

1:23...Britney and Justin walking and singing together in perfect harmony...Ahhh the good old days :)

UPDATE // Brit Fakes Audition to Seduce a Model?

Of course, Brit's team is denying, but reports say that she faked an audition for a music video to get a one-on-one meeting with Ford model Bekim Trenova. She chose him while flipping through some modeling agency catalogues.

He showed up for the "audition" surprised to see no cameras, just Britney; though apparently Bekim found the scene "weird" and made an excuse to get out of there.

This story can't possibly be true--who could refuse a personal invitation to date Britney Spears, from Britney herself?! Trenova is 6 feet tall, 24 years old...glad to see the cougar in you coming out, Brit!

FLASHBACK // The Joy of TV circa 2001

Why doesn't Pepsi crank out some more of these fine commercials for us? It's either because of these tough economic times, or because Pepsi just doesn't want the face of its product to be Britney Spears anymore. I like to think it's the former.

Somebody else seems to have asked the same question on YAHOO! Answers. Notable responses include:

"because they caught her drinkin coke,"

because "Britney Spears scares little children," and

"maybe because she got FAT and pepsi is embarrassed"

Well, I disagree with all the above, but either way, Pepsi has never since been so "joy"ful. After watching this clip, perhaps Coca Cola will be interested in picking up where they left off...

UPDATE // Happy 4th Birthday Sean Preston!

Well today is September 14, 2009, which means the MTV VMAs have come and gone, and Sean Preston Federline has, almost miraculously, made it all the way to four years old!

Remember when Britney thought it was a good idea to drive around LA with him on her lap (above), or when she nearly drops him onto a concrete floor (also above). I am glad he made it all the way into the final shot, where they enjoy a safe and uneventful carriage ride in New York City in August 2009.

UPDATE // Britney Wins Best Pop Video for Womanizer!

I am sad because Brit did NOT make an appearance at tonight's VMAs, but she did manage to snag a moonman for her Womanizer video, so for that I am happy! She and her circus costume-clad dancers sent in a video acceptance speech...almost as good as the real thing.

I know you are very busy spreading the joy of the circus around the country, so you're off the hook this year. Next stop Oklahoma!

Britney Spears - New Music - More Music Videos

FLASHBACK // VMA Countdown 4 of 4 - THE END

Britney Spears was no virgin in 2003, but it's still fun to watch her sing about being touched like one. If you want to fast forward to the good stuff, hit the 3:40 mark ASAP. Otherwise, watch as the royal princesses of pop dominate the stage, but you may want to hit the mute button as Madonna's Hollywood is the song of choice.

15 minutes to showtime!

UPDATE // Happy Birthday Jayden James!

I deeply apologize for being 30 minutes late on this one, but it's been a long day...

Happy Birthday to Jayden James! He is 3, and Sean Preston turns 4 on Monday.

I guess it's officially been 4 years since Brit made a turn for the worse. Now they are a happy family, but isn't 3 a little old for a pacifier??

FLASHBACK // VMA Countdown 3 of 4

One day to go until the MTV Video Music Awards, and as promised, here is your third FLASHBACK to one of Britney Spears' greatest performances. Watch in awe as a body-glittered, snake-clad, pre-tater-tot Britney parades around the stage. She once admitted in an interview being terrified of dancing with the snake, so I would just like to thank you Brit for abandoning your fears for our viewing pleasure...enjoy!

UPDATE // Are You Sure You Want a Piece of Me?

This just in, Lindsay Lohan admits that she has always admired the career of Britney Spears and that she aspires to be like her...uy, what girl born circa 1985-ish didn't feel that way?

LiLo said, "I think I always kind of aspired to be like Britney Spears. I wanted to be in the tabloids when I was in middle school." I guess that explains the transition from actress to singer and from firecrotch to blond firecrotch. Sorry Linds, but Brit looks much MUCH better as a blond, and there's only room for one artificially, machine-created voice in the industry.

Brit's a healthy mother of two now, and the presence of hot-mess-Lilo won't do her any good. Please admire from a safe distance like the rest of us...thank you!

FLASHBACK // VMA Countdown 2 of 4

If you're following the countdown, then you should know what year is next and that you should probably take a safe and secure seat before pushing play on this one.

Thankfully the world did not implode in 2000 because as a result, many of us were fortunate enough to have witnessed this. Who knew the performance of the millennium would occur in its first year?!

UPDATE // Circus Stats

Thanks to britneyspears.com for this lovely photo, a shot of Britney's performance of Breathe On Me in Chi-town last night.

Spears' website also unleashed some "mindblowing" statistics about the Circus tour, some of which I would like to share:

35 Number of trucks used to transport stage and tour materials

300,000 Weight (in pounds) of the production

1,200 Meals prepared for the touring crew and local staff per day

30 # in millions of $$ it costs to run The Circus production

360 Total # of tour costumes

9 Number of Britney's costume changes during each show

100,000+ # of authentic Swarovski crystals hand placed on costumes

And last but not least:

#1 Grossing tour of 2009 to date
#1 Most searched person
#1 Selling female artist of the past decade

We don't need numbers to realize how amazing you are, Brit but damn girl!

FLASHBACK // VMA Countdown 1 of 4

In honor of the approaching 2009 MTV Video Music Awards (this Sunday, September 13!), the next 4 flashback posts will take you back to Britney Spears' best VMA performances.

This first clip is from her very first of several glorious performances at the MTV VMAs, which was in 1999!

This year Brit is nominated for 7 awards, so let's hope that she will be present right here in New York City this Sunday to accept some trophies and dare I say...sing for us?! I can't promise I won't be staked out in a van outside somewhere with binoculars.

UPDATE // Got You On My...Gaydar?

Unfortunately, the only newsworthy update I could find today does not involve a picture or a video of Britney Spears, but I still thought it should be, ummm, on your radar.

It's a clever parody of Britney's song and music video for Radar called Gaydar, by La Coacha, and well since I can't resist temptation, I'll post Britney's version of the video right underneath for good measure.

What do you think?

GAYDAR--->

RADAR--->

FLASHBACK // Not a Girl, Not Yet Craaaazy

I always thought Ellen Degeneres was smart, but in this clip she exhibits mere genius. Scroll to the 5 minute mark when Ellen gets her interviewee, a 22-year-old, at-peak-condition Britney Spears, to lie down on the floor next to her. Ohhh boy, what I would pay to be Ellen in this moment.

I post this treasure of the past with two objectives in mind: 1. jawdropping entertainment, and 2. the hope that Britney will tune in and follow her own workout instructions!

And why does her hair look soo much better back then than now?? Brit should really give her old hair extension stylist a call ASAP! The hair situation should seem like a breeze to fix after shedding all of that cheeto/baby weight.

UPDATE // Turn the Mic On

It is with great pleasure that I announce that not only was Britney's mic turned on this weekend at the Greensboro, NC stop of her Circus tour, but Brit Brit actually used it to sing a whole song, a cover of Alanis Morissette's You Oughta Know. This is the first time on the Circus tour that Brit has actually sung a song live, I just wish she could have graced us with those vocal chords in New York City two weeks ago. Way to go Brit, keep makin it hot!

Please enjoy below the vocal stylings of our girl and an equally entertaining view of her bootay. God, is that you?! Love itttt...

UPDATE // Circus Fantasy Perfume Available for Pre-Order...FINALLY!!!!

We are pleased to announce that Britney's latest fragrance, Circus Fantasy, is now available for pre-order (click the title of this post!) Seems like she is really milking this whole Circus theme to no end - you go girl!

I must say though, as much as I would pay for a chance to stake out in the bushes of your home with a set of high-powered binoculars, I wouldn't pay the $50 or so to smell like this. Sorry Brit, I still love you and support everything you do!

FLASHBACK // Denim Never Looked This Good

Let's all please just pause and take a moment to sit and reflect on a simpler time, a time when teeny boppers ruled the world, well they still do, but when they used to look much MUCH hotter while doing it...A time when Disney may have paved the way to success for these adolescent hotties (i.e., Mickey Mouse Club) but knew when it was time to take a seat on the sidelines and just watch in awe as these precocious superstars rocked all of our worlds, wearing less than appropriate clothing.

This was a time when the unstoppable force that was Britney Spears was going steady with (not sleeping with, of course) *NSYNC's Justin Timberlake, and the world felt like a safe and happy place to live in. This was a time when it was okay, and in fact, attractive, for the prince and princess of pop music to wear matching outfits made entirely out of denim. If this picture does not make you shed a tear, then there is something seriously wrong with you.

I hate you Miley. You and Nick NEVER looked this good.