January 29, 2010

Britney's In Miami Bittttch

The 52nd Annual GRAMMY Awards are taking place in LA this Sunday, and the princess of pop has just landed in Miami, FL. While I am glad to see Britney and Jason getting along and taking romantic weekend trips together, my happiness only remains as long as he gets her back home in time for the big show! I will once again be gravely disappointed not to see Britney Spears at yet another award show. Sadly, I am starting to get used to this feeling : (

Brit Brit is only nominated for one award this year ("Womanizer" for Best Dance Recording), and I happen to think that Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" should win it.

See the rest of this year's GRAMMY nominees here!

January 21, 2010

Britney Staying at the Mondrian Hotel Penthouse Suite, Imitating Family Guy's Stewie and Acting Crazyyy...Again

I am sad sad sad to report that Britney's behavior these days is frightening...again.

After being on the road for her Circus tour for almost a year, Brit is having some trouble (to say the least) getting settled in at home in LA. It seems that hearing her father's conservatorship would be extended, rather than ended, has set off some odd behavior reminiscent of Britney's dark post-partum days circa 2006-2007.

She has moved into the penthouse suite of LA's Mondrian hotel, only minutes away from her own home. Sources say she been watching DVD box sets of the Family Guy TV series, and she has grown a strange liking for baby Stewie, which has become evident as she wanders around the hotel imitating him, insisting only on speaking in a british accent (quite an odd departure, considering her usual southern twang). Poor Brit Brit, never had a real adolescence, or college experience, if only I could tell her that I am free to show her the ropes and do things like get high and watch Family Guy any time she wants.

Britney has also dyed her hair black AGAIN, and some reports are even saying that she had extensions put in, then ripped them out, and then wanted to have them redone. At least she is using the gym at the hotel, but she is also taking advantage of room service and allowing others to "chase after her kids" while they run around with the flu and she has no medication for them. Where is K-Fed in all this?

Meanwhile, Britney's beau, Jason Trawick, was recently seen at the Roger Room in LA with a young hot blond girl, who sources say looked like Britney did 10 years ago. Potential cheating rumors are not making things any easier for our girl. She just needs some stability in her life for once!

While these facts may provide some good comedy for some, I am actually really scared for Britney. Please don't hurt yourself or your babies, we love you too much : (

And if you're bored and in the LA area then stop by the Mondrian Hotel and maybe you'll find Britney speaking like a Brit.