March 1, 2010

Britney is Blonde Again!



Britney must have been inspired by the wigs she wore in her recent Candies photo shoot, because she booked an "emergency" hair appointment at a salon in LA last week, and later left that salon as a blonde!

I love that she is constantly keeping us on her toes by sporting a different hairdo every single time we see her! Meanwhile some things about old Brit Brit never change, like her long-lasting love affair with starbucks beverages and a stubborn detestation for wearing a bra.
I am glad to see that Brit appears to be in good spirits and her body is in the best shape it has been in years. With a new album potentially coming out this summer, she looks like she is ready to start filming some brand new music videos!

February 22, 2010

Britney Is Still Working!

Look's like Brit Brit is still managing to earn a paycheck, despite her inability to sing or dance. Gosh, I love this girl! And the fools at Candie's also seem to have found wigs that suit her pretty well, though I would argue that a bikini was not the best costume decision given the stomach situation. It's not 1999 anymore and you're not that innocent. Check out candies.com for more info and mediocre pics.

January 29, 2010

Britney's In Miami Bittttch

The 52nd Annual GRAMMY Awards are taking place in LA this Sunday, and the princess of pop has just landed in Miami, FL. While I am glad to see Britney and Jason getting along and taking romantic weekend trips together, my happiness only remains as long as he gets her back home in time for the big show! I will once again be gravely disappointed not to see Britney Spears at yet another award show. Sadly, I am starting to get used to this feeling : (

Brit Brit is only nominated for one award this year ("Womanizer" for Best Dance Recording), and I happen to think that Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" should win it.

See the rest of this year's GRAMMY nominees here!

January 21, 2010

Britney Staying at the Mondrian Hotel Penthouse Suite, Imitating Family Guy's Stewie and Acting Crazyyy...Again






I am sad sad sad to report that Britney's behavior these days is frightening...again.

After being on the road for her Circus tour for almost a year, Brit is having some trouble (to say the least) getting settled in at home in LA. It seems that hearing her father's conservatorship would be extended, rather than ended, has set off some odd behavior reminiscent of Britney's dark post-partum days circa 2006-2007.

She has moved into the penthouse suite of LA's Mondrian hotel, only minutes away from her own home. Sources say she been watching DVD box sets of the Family Guy TV series, and she has grown a strange liking for baby Stewie, which has become evident as she wanders around the hotel imitating him, insisting only on speaking in a british accent (quite an odd departure, considering her usual southern twang). Poor Brit Brit, never had a real adolescence, or college experience, if only I could tell her that I am free to show her the ropes and do things like get high and watch Family Guy any time she wants.

Britney has also dyed her hair black AGAIN, and some reports are even saying that she had extensions put in, then ripped them out, and then wanted to have them redone. At least she is using the gym at the hotel, but she is also taking advantage of room service and allowing others to "chase after her kids" while they run around with the flu and she has no medication for them. Where is K-Fed in all this?

Meanwhile, Britney's beau, Jason Trawick, was recently seen at the Roger Room in LA with a young hot blond girl, who sources say looked like Britney did 10 years ago. Potential cheating rumors are not making things any easier for our girl. She just needs some stability in her life for once!

While these facts may provide some good comedy for some, I am actually really scared for Britney. Please don't hurt yourself or your babies, we love you too much : (

And if you're bored and in the LA area then stop by the Mondrian Hotel and maybe you'll find Britney speaking like a Brit.

December 2, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!

Happy 28th Birthday to Britney Spears! I wish she was having a birthday party in New York again this year...oh well. Here is a picture of some crap made by fans that was posted on britneyspears.com

November 3, 2009

New Hot Video for "3"!


The first time I viewed the video, I have to admit I was underwhelmed; but upon viewing for the second time, the video grew on me a little bit. The video is a departure from Britney's usual style, a la Toxic and Womanizer, but I think it delivers some satisfying images nonetheless. I especially like the railing dance in the white unitard, though slightly reminiscent of Beyonce's Single Ladies, I still love it!

October 22, 2009

FLASHBACK // Girl...Woman...We Don't Care

At this age, Britney Spears may not have been a girl or a woman, but whatever she was we were loving it. Okay, you may not love this song, and that may have something to do with the way it was used in that movie Crossroads.

BUT this is a highly underrated music video. It may not feature an up-tempo, heart-thumping beat or shots of Britney making out with some hunky guy, but she looks unbelievable in this one...and not to mention, so does the scenery. If you've never seen this one before, then you're in for a treat, so enjoy!

October 21, 2009

Britney's Mexican Getaway with Jason Trawick and the Kids


Britney Spears was spotted vacationing in Mexico with her agent (and boyfriend) Jason Trawick. They just look like a happy little family here, don't they?
I give this my blessing. Britney needs a stable man in her life to care for her and the kids. Britney's mother, Lynn, has called Jason "marriage material." Just don't jump into anything too quickly, Brit. We know how that has worked out in the past!

October 20, 2009

Toxic is Sexiest Music Video of All Time


Britney Spears' Toxic music video is named the Sexiest Music Video of All Time by London publication, Telegraph! Shot in 2004, with director Joseph Kahn (director also behind Stronger and Womanizer videos), this video features Britney dressed as a variety of highly sexualized characters and contains the iconic imagery of Britney wearing nothing but diamonds.

I'm kind of surprised that Slave 4 U didn't get the #1 spot, but perhaps that one is just too provocative for a newspaper ranking.

October 15, 2009

FLASHBACK // Slave 4 U Video

I have always been a fan of giving the people what they want.

Two things that every fan of Britney Spears wants: a) having Britney Spears as their personal slave, and b) the next best thing, watching her sing about it.

Regarded by most as her finest piece of work to date, this treasured gem of the past needs no further introduction. I view this video at least once a week to remind myself of how amazing Britney can be, and so should you. (Volume optional.)


UPDATE // Britney Spears' "3" Music Video Shoot: Exclusive Photos Released!





I am very VERY pleased to see that BritneySpears.com has finally leaked some photos of the shoot for Britney's "3" music video!

Choreography for the video is being handled by Rich & Tone, who have worked with the likes of Michael Jackson, Usher and Madonna.

Directing by Diane Martell, though based on these images, I am a little nervous about how sexy this video is going to be. I am slightly confused because I can't see her stomach in these, and I know this girl doesn't even go to Target without baring it...and what is with those bangs up top? Please stick with whatever wig she's got going on in the bottom pic.

I would not expect to see a vignette-style video where Britney plays several characters (a la Toxic and Womanizer). I was not impressed by Circus and Radar, so let's hope this production comes out a little better than those.

Oh the anticipation is killing me!

October 14, 2009

UPDATE // "3" is Number 1!




Britney Spears' song "3" will debut in the #1 spot of the Billboard Hot 100, making Britney the first artist in over three years to accomplish such a feat.

"3" is Spears' third song to debut at #1; her first was "...Baby One More Time" (1999) and her second was "Womanizer" (2008).

Congratulations, Brit!

FLASHBACK // Only One Year Ago

This past Saturday was the one year anniversary of the release of Britney's music video for Womanizer.

I remember exactly how it felt to see her put out another racy video with the same director behind the Toxic music video. After disappointing productions for Gimme More and Piece of Me, the video for Womanizer was the first sure sign that Britney was indeed back, for real. Enjoy...

October 7, 2009

UPDATE // Get Ready for "3" Video


Just as suspected, Britney is using her break from the Circus tour wisely...

Her website britneyspears.com confirmed yesterday that she is shooting a music video for her new single "3".

Everyone knows that a new Britney song is irrelevant and just plain boring until there is a video, and this up-tempo dance beat is sure to produce a good one...I cannot wait to see what she puts together!

September 25, 2009

UPDATE // Making and Breaking Records

Brit Brit now holds a new world record for being the youngest female artist to have five albums to reach #1 on the music charts. And here I though we all just liked looking at her...I guessing listening works too. Last year Britney Spears was named the most searched person on the internet. You never cease to amaze me, Brit. Each day I google your name it is a beautiful and educational experience. Thank you.

FLASHBACK // Pop Royalty Shares the Stage...Where's Madonna??

In this gem of a clip, pop music royalty, Britney Spears and Michael Jackson, shared the stage at his 30th Anniversary Celebration in Madison Square Garden in 2001.

Okay, so Britney's barely singing or dancing...she mainly struts back and forth around the stage, and even sometimes shifts her weight from hip to hip, but that is precisely what makes Ms. Spears so special. She just shows up to Michael Jackson's party, puts a disconnected microphone in her hand and walks back and forth on a stage, and people just can't get enough!

September 24, 2009

UPDATE // 3's a Charm!

Well, we knew that Britney Spears was due to release a new Singles Collection album in November, but Britney's team has just announced that this album will now feature at least one brand NEW track called 3!

This brands new track is due to hit radio waves this coming Tuesday (September 29)! Now I know what busy Britney must have been doing in LA during her most recent break from touring this past August. She recorded this track with producer Max Martin, the mastermind behind her legendary hit, Baby One More Time. I can't wait to hear what Britney, Max, and her machines have put together this time!

The Circus tour hits Vegas' Mandalay Bay this weekend, and then Britney gets a few weeks off before heading to Australia. I hope she uses that time off to film a video for the new single!

FLASHBACK // 10 Years of Glory

This is an unbelievable megamix of Brit's greatest hits and video clips over the past 10 years. From Baby One More Time to Toxic to Womanizer. Oh baby, baby, it's Britney, Bitch...enjoy!

September 21, 2009

UPDATE // One of the "75 Best People in the World"


Britney was named one of Esquire's 75 Best People in the World!  
The criteria?  They say:
"This is a list of men and women who, by virtue of skill or character, make us happy — happy that they're among us, happy that they do what they do, happy that they're successful. Each of them possesses exceptional talent, of course, but each also satisfies two special requirements: Would we like to have a drink with this person? And would we trust this person with our puppy?"   

Based on this description, it is no wonder that Brit got a nod.  I don't know if I would trust her with my puppy, but I would definitely want to have a drink with her.  In moderation, she'd be a really fun drunk to party with.  

So many of us are happy she does what she does and that she is so successful at it.  As a performer, she is doing what she was born to do.  Everyone is rooting for you to be happy and successful, Brit, we just love to watch you do what you do best!

September 19, 2009

UPDATE // Britney Does Dallas

Britney's Circus Tour stopped in Dallas yesterday, and it appears that she was donning a new, slightly shorter, hairdo (wig).  Perhaps she is trying out new looks for the big 3D taping in Vegas?  Could it be possible that this is short do is actually made of her REAL hair?  Well, real or fake, I'm lovin' it...Work it, Brit!